Yo Peeps, midriff is out!

Right, so today I went to a local kids play cafe. That's a place where there is play equiptment (where children are easily lost or trapped) indoors with a kiosk that serves coffee and other high fat foods. I went there for the second time this week with some friends because Darcy is the devil, Ill elaborate on that a little later. Anyway, we are sitting there, and I am feeling like the fattest peice of fat in the world, when this woman (that's a little rich) comes in wearing tight pants and a midriff top. What's the prob with that you say? Well one, midriff was the 90's, and the 90's is the new 80's, as in it's not on. Second, she had a muffin top!!! Actually rolls sticking out over the top over her tight pants, and stretch marks!!! Now look, Im not about to go on like Im a stick, coz that would be lying (which we all know I don't do), but I don't get around in midriffs. The worst thing is, i could not stop staring! I was gawping! Ahh dear, I need a drink of water.

So I have been in crisis this week. Darcy has turned into Satan. He's 2 in 11 days, so I guess it's normal but HOLY CRAP!! He throws beautiful public tantrums, Im the mother you all stare out when their kid is out of control. I just can't handle it. He also smacks me and growls at me when I tell him off. And when he get's in lots of trouble, he starts crying for 'daddy'...oh puhleeeaaaaaseee! *sigh*. Why would I want to procreate when I already have one demon to annoy me??? I guess so the can play together and leave me alone.

As for procreation, I reached meltdown yesterday for the first time. It's been almost 5 months ttc now and yesterday I had it. I know 8 girls who are pregnant. EIGHT! Im happy for each and everyone of them, truly I am. Im over the moon about some of them, but it doesn't stop that ugly green eyed monster coming out and kicking me in the guts! Especially because we were the first out of a small group who decided we wanted more, and we are going to be the last to get it! Adam rang me last night and I just broke down on the phone, he felt a little helpless but pointed out that we hadnt really been 'trying', well HELLO!? What more can you do than penis in vagina????????? I went to see a naturopath who has given me some god awful herbal remedy to take to help me ovulate, so we'll see where that road takes us.

Righteo poteypo! Im going to leave you all with that image.

Alpha.