Words I don't like

Ok, Im in a griping zone at the moment, so deal.

1. Gripe. It sounds like a fruit, but it's not a fruit

2. Shrubs. Just say that word over and over and tell me it's not a shit word.

3. Sizzle. Particularly in relation to a 'sausage sizzle'. Why does it have to be a sausage sizzle? I don't here anyone saying can I have some chips fry. I have never asked for a potato boil. When I have breakfast, I don't say Im going to a toast toast! So why do we say we are going to a sausage sizzle? It actually makes it sound like a ceremonious death or something. Just like "Im going to a witch burning" we could go to a "Sausage sacrifice". Think about it. It's weird.

4. Juices. I never hated this word in the past, until Adam described his sister asking for more "juices" from the sunday lamb roast. Oh. Shit.

5. Moist. Wrong. In so many ways.

6. Camel. but I think that is only in relation to a "camel toe".

7. Splice. I don't think this is actually a word. What dickhead made up this word, and why? What exactly does it mean (apart from a refreshing icecream)?


Alpha.