Things that give me the irrits.

1. People who tailgate. Just back off ok? You aren't getting any closer to you destination by getting any closer to me. No Im not moving over, because you have pissed me off. YOU can go around.

2. Most tail gaters are women. You are letting us down you bitches.

3. Old people drivers. Despite what you think, you are NOT creating a safer road when you drive at 40kph in a 60 zone, you actually make it more dangerous by making me have to screech around to get passed.

4. When I buy bread from the supermarket, and it's mouldy

5. When leftovers go rotten in the fridge and stay there for 3 months

6. Friends telling me they are coming over and they don't turn up or call. Good one!

7. Businesses not calling me back. Just call me the f back! Not that I would use your service now you slack prick, but so I can get the satisfaction of telling you Im not using your service. Dick.

8. People who feel the need to disagree with everything you say. Especially when in previous similar conversations, thay have agreed. If you hate me and want to make me feel like shit, just tell me. That way I don't have to waste my breath arguing.

9. Darcy waking up at 11.30pm and not going back to sleep till 4am (yes you read that correctly)

10. Shop assistants telling me they don't have a particular product, and then finding it myself in the store 5 seconds later. DO YOUR F'ING JOB.

This is only the first installment. So many things give me the irrits, which kinda gives me the irrits!

Alpha.