Desperate fucking housewives (and Lost)

Dear channel 7,

The answer to all your problems isn't repeating the same shit over and over again. How is it that I can actually see the same episode of some shit THREE NIGHTS IN A ROW!?!?! That's just desperation. If you were going under, why not get rid of shows such as "Dancing with the stars"? I may have more respect for your network if you didn't insult me with such shows. Maybe try giving Dicko back to channel 10, you know he's too good for you over there. Don't be selfish. Now, I do realise that networks go through some tough times. Your advertising campaign with the dancing tv's and the tv groom is just one example of your downfall. Humouring shows such as today tonight aren't doing you any favours either! It's just not happening for you at the moment 7, it's really not. But you know, you keep repeating the same shit over, and over, and over and over and over again - that way people might eventually get the hint that your station is crap, and you can all go home and die. Have fun with that.

Yours sincerely, Alpha-Bitch

Ps, before you go home and die, can you please hand Home and Away over to channel 10, I'll just bust if I don't see if Tash makes it through the plane crash disaster, and if Hayley hooks up with Kim after losing her husband 5 minutes ago and surviving a house fire. I don't think I could bare not hearing Alf saying "Flamin' Irene". Whatever television crimes you've committed in the past, you may be slightly vidicated by Home and Away, but it's still not as good as Neighbours so sit down and shutup!