Detainees escape from southern suburbs detention centre.

The poison victims at Hackham Detention Centre

Two Adelaide detainees escaped from an Adelaide detention centre in the early hours of the evening on Monday. It is understood that the two escapees, known only as Madge and Sharlene, were assisted by a third party, who is known only as "The Evil One". Guards at the Hackham detention centre heard a noise at approximately 8.30pm which alerted them to the escape. "I heard the voice of someone saying 'c'mon, c'mon' and I immediately knew what was going on" said one of the guards. It is believed "The Evil One" had been visiting Madge and Sharlene frequently, in what can only be believed to have been preperation for the big escape. Guards were quick to respond to the break out and the escapees were quickly recaptured and placed back into detention. It is not known what sort of punishment the escapees and their accessory will face, but the Hackham detention centre is facing an inquiry into their security measures.

In other news "The Evil One " is believed to have been involved in an attack on several other detainees of the Hackham Detention Centre. It is believed "The Evil One" entered the premises early Monday morning and attempted to poison the detainees with what can only be described as "saltanas". Later it was revealed that "The Evil One" was overheard to have said "Fishies eat it!" whilst trying to smuggle a small cake into their cell. "The Evil One" is currently being detained awaiting questioning.