Hot enough for you love?

Saying it's hot would make me look like a dickhead. That's because today it's cold. For the last 3 days however it's been 38 + degrees, that's in celsius! Pt Augusta recorded 46 degrees on Friday - that's closer to 50 than it is to 40! Holy. Shite.

The above pic is of Darcy 'chilling' in the airconditioning, only man's best ever invention and saviour of my soul from burning in the depths of, well earth - on a hot day.

Onto more important things, today is the first day of 2006. 2005 is gone forever, etched into history.

Highlights of 2005 would be

getting married
honeymooning in New Zealand
buying our house we are living in
Adam turning 30 (oh so funny, only 7 years to go for me!)


complete fucked up moments would consist of

thinking I was pregnant for a week, only to find out my body is a dirty ho
getting a new car, with no f'ing bloody airconditioning
growing to be a big lump of fat
failing to fertilize my eggs

Ambitions for 2006 (also known as resolutions)

Lose weight, and no I don't say this every year, last year I didn't feel I needed to lose weight, the year before I did and lost 14 kilos!
Stop swearing (and fuck no, not on the internet, that's my only venting point!)
fertilize my eggs

I got off to a good start last night, and I don't believe I have sworn once yet (ok, I said the C word last night shortly after midnight, purely because I though it was funny). I spent the New year with my parents and a few family and friends. Darcy was good and saw it in watching (rather intensly) the Edinburgh Tattoo, what the..? We were treated to a fireworks...display. Not bad for the local bogan community club, not bad at all!

So Happy New Year to all, let's hope it's filled with joy and happiness and all the things we want in life including the 35 million dollars I've probably one on New Year lotto and just don't know it yet. Ok I'll be happy with just 30 mill, let some other poor bastard have the other 5, I won't mind.

Alpha.