Shizzle my Manizzle

This is the name of the netball team I have just joined. And yes I did create the name - don't ask what it means, I don't know myself, it just sounds funny! So yes, I have dragged my ever growing carcass off the lounge and am playing 'sport'. Holy. Crap. I am so unfit it's scary, but I must say I did note some improvement in this weeks game - I actually ran! My body is broken today though - Im well and truly paying for it! But of course, life would not be life without a gripe (that almost rhymed). So anyway the uniform is blue pants, white top...easy eh? Or not. I went out and SPECIFICALLY bought blue shorts and a white top, I wore them for the second time last night (never washed) only to be told by the TROLL of the centre that our shorts didnt match and we would incur a 3 goal penatly. She said they all had to be the same dark blue. I pointed to my pants and said "These pant's would be blue enough yeah?" to which she replied "No! They are faded!". FADED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY BRAND NEW PANTS ARE NOT FADED!!!!!!! I was so shitty at her. Troll. Troll Mole. How anal retentive can you get?? So anyway today I recieve an email from my friend Mark who is the 'coordinator', and I use this term lightly, and this is what it read.

Right,
We have 7... apparently.
I dont have Horse's email address, but I'm sure we can work this out amongst
ourselves and let him know.
Last night we were told our shorts were crap, which looking around was a
fair assessment. Some of the worst shorts I have ever seen (including mine
of course) were being sported... but I think she was talking about the
actual colour. We need to decide on a colour and try and get a matching set.
Horse just bought himself a pair of dark navy shorts that looked the pick of
the bunch. Are we happy to try and match that? The white top thing is easy
and I'm happy to stick to that unless you guys think otherwise... let me
know.
Thoughts? Comments?

Yeah I have some comments! How about I already fucking went out and bought some f'ing blue pants so how the hell am I supposed to get my pants any more fricken darker blue than the ones I already just went out and fricken bought just for your stupid netball team!!!! YEAH!! Stick that in your fricken dark blue short hole!!

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