Show us your truck!
This morning I was lying peacefully in my warm cosy bed, sleeping. The sun was coming up, and Darcy too was asleep in his cot. The house was still and quiet. Until all of a sudden, a great big fuck off truck came to an offensive halt right outside my house! RIGHT OUTSIDE MY HOUSE!!! Leaving the truck running, off the back drove a bobcat, and proceeded to bobcat the next door neighbours yard! Oh yeah, booobbbbbcaaaattttt!!!!!!!! This rude awakening was only heightened when I rolled over (actually it was more of a violent turn) to see on my clock, it was 5.47 am. Now if you didn't see it, there was a 5 in that time. A FIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If I didn't look like shit, I would have run out there and kicked that truck, but I didn't. Besides, truck drivers are scary!
NOT HAPPY JAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
now im in a shit mood.
1 Comments:
Ok.. I would have more than a little PISSED OFF!
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